HayleyLovesYouAShitTon

sassycybermen:

I was reading a fic and

(via hotboyproblems)

weirdmoods:

legendofjaime:

what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something

this made me feel a lot better actually

(Source: buttflames, via hotboyproblems)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via colliders)

betterlockthetardis:

dealwithlarry:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine

(via themoonshinecat)

carryonmywincestsounds:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL 

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

(SOURCE)

(Source: fweecarter, via herelieshope7)

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svvords:

growlithes:

svvords:

The only father I’m celebrating today with is my sugar daddy

you are 14

Starting young so I can live a fine and fresh life

(via magicalmysterykinds)

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

(via maurakitty)

ambisagrus:

chooooosan:

“It’s not what it seems”
(directly painted on banana with acrylic paints)

THIS IS BULLSHIT

(via spotifylistener)